This obviously only applies to those of us who have been on dates.

I'll start with my most cringe-inducing moment.

I got so nervous once before a date that while I was waiting for her to arrive I vomited. She didnt want to eat where we were meeting, so I ate before hand. I wasnt anywhere near a bathroom when I started to heave, so I ran there, made it through the door and lost it right before the toilet. I threw up on the floor in front of me, but my foward momentum would not permit me to stop in time, so I fell into, and slid through my own vomit.. ON date night!

Needless to say I tried to 'clean up" the best I could. But as you could imaging it only made things worse. The girl I was supposed to meet was waiting for me at the bar, I tried to slip out and call her from the outside so I didnt have to talk to her in front of other people. Unfortunatley I remebered I had a tab open, and had to get my credit card and pay for a beer I allready had. I shouldve left my card and her... but I was so flustered, and I wasnt thinking straight... Here's your discusting date sweetcheeks.

If I had a gun with one bullet I probably would have never have left that bathroom.

How did you get that date in the first place?

I asked her.

Wow. thats horrible. i have never been on the date but have actully been in a similar situation. i can get very nervous as well and have had to puke. its only happened to me once though (the actual puking). I never puked on myself or got caught though. i can kind of feel it building up as i talk tho girl sometimes. it ussully not to bad but the more i interact (assuming i like the girl) the more it builds on up. at that point i just back off. if i get to nervous i start to stutter and shake and say stupid things (well what apears to be stupid to me at the time in the situation, it dosnt meen im saying stupid things exactly, i just have an over analytical mind) i dont like to hit that point though so i back off...