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 Post subject: Terrible day for Men
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So I asked this girl out, and she took a gun and started shooting me, yelling "RAPIST" at the top of her lungs. This girl pretended to be nice to me. I'm going to be dead in a few days. She isn't charged for anything, since she told everyone I was trying to make her look bad. Everyone hates me, but they hated me before. I was going to wait till I could travel to the Phillippines to find a wife, but I'm only 19. Fuck everything and everyone!

FYI, this never actually happened, but the way my life goes, it will soon :o.

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible day for Men
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Next time maybe... XD

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible day for Men
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Cynik wrote:
You should have shot first.


"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" -Tuco

The good, the bad and the ugly - 1967 :coolbeans:

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 Post subject: Re: Terrible day for Men
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Well, i mean it isn't true, but that's how I felt a couple times when I would get rejected. Fortunately, for me, it isn't that bad 75% of the time, although I've only dated once at 19.

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oncebitten55 wrote:
Cynik wrote:
You should have shot first.


"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" -Tuco

The good, the bad and the ugly - 1967 :coolbeans:


Best movie EVER :coolbeans: :worship:

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Well, i mean it isn't true, but that's how I felt a couple times when I would get rejected. Fortunately, for me, it isn't that bad 75% of the time, although I've only dated once at 19.

YOU POOR BOOB. You're whining about having only one date at 19....you DO realize what forum you are at....right? :confused2:

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Adam82 wrote:
oncebitten55 wrote:
Cynik wrote:
You should have shot first.


"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" -Tuco

The good, the bad and the ugly - 1967 :coolbeans:


Best movie EVER :coolbeans: :worship:


Yep! Pretty much!


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 Post subject: Re: Terrible day for Men
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YOU POOR BOOB. You're whining about having only one date at 19....you DO realize what forum you are at....right? :confused2:


Yeah, I know what you mean... problem is, soon I'll be 29, then 39, then 79... Better change something soon huh? :p

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Adam82 wrote:
oncebitten55 wrote:
Cynik wrote:
You should have shot first.


"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" -Tuco

The good, the bad and the ugly - 1967 :coolbeans:


Best movie EVER :coolbeans: :worship:


Yeah, one of my favorite spaghetti westerns as well. :check:

Tuco plays such a fool, you cant help but laugh at him.

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oncebitten55 wrote:
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Cynik wrote:
You should have shot first.


"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk" -Tuco

The good, the bad and the ugly - 1967 :coolbeans:


Best movie EVER :coolbeans: :worship:


Yeah, one of my favorite spaghetti westerns as well. :check:

Tuco plays such a fool, you cant help but laugh at him.


Blondie and Angel Eyes have him so duped, the poor guy had no chance.

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