Ginger Man-Slut wrote:Aw, come on. Painless suicide is a myth, and it's for wussies. If you're really going to take yourself out, as opposed to just threaten to do it for the hundredth time because you're an attention whore trying to weasel pussy sympathy out of people, make a statement!

Ginger Man-Slut wrote:Aw, come on. Painless suicide is a myth, and it's for wussies. If you're really going to take yourself out, as opposed to just threaten to do it for the hundredth time because you're an attention whore trying to weasel pussy sympathy out of people, make a statement!

Buy some superglue (the kind that bonds to skin, not the "safe" kind), a hundred feet of strong hemp rope, and about ninety feet of heavy wire -- about 12 AWG or so. Then, find a tall (over a hundred feet!) building and get to the roof of it. Anchor the ends of the rope and the heavy wire to something on the roof, then tie the other end of the rope around your ankles and the other end of the wire around your neck. (Get a boy scout to help you with this. You do NOT want the knots to give, and hell, they'll no doubt consider it a fine change of pace from helping old ladies across the street.) Then, superglue your hands to the side of your head. Once the glue sets, jump.

With any luck, you'll be decapitated at ninety feet, you'll drop another ten, and there you'll be, hanging upside down, holding your head in your hands. If you've chosen your building well (feel free to adjust the lengths of your wire and rope), you may even be holding your head at the eye level of those walking past the building. Oh, and try to be horizontal when the rope runs out. If you're vertical, there's a greater chance that your ankles will snap when you're at the end of your rope, and instead of being an artistically-decapitated corpse, you'll be a broken mess on the pavement, which lacks a certain panache.

Obviously, this is not a painless method. Suffering for one's art sorta requires, well, you know... suffering.

Mikey wrote:Okay. It's my fault for trying to have an ADULT and SANE discussion concerning what might be THE ONLY OPTION to escape a life of misery. I aplogise for starting the thread. I should have realised it would attract total wankers.

empty_caldera wrote:We're just another group that people can talk too if they don't want to phone a suicide hotline.

tylo wrote:

empty_caldera wrote:We're just another group that people can talk too if they don't want to phone a suicide hotline.

The suicide hotline is a freaking joke. I called those idiots years ago. They don't understand LS and they thought I was nuts for thinking that my LS issues were a problem.

tylo wrote:

empty_caldera wrote:We're just another group that people can talk too if they don't want to phone a suicide hotline.

The suicide hotline is a freaking joke. I called those idiots years ago. They don't understand LS and they thought I was nuts for thinking that my LS issues were a problem.

SuckstobeLoveShy wrote:

Mikey wrote:Okay. It's my fault for trying to have an ADULT and SANE discussion concerning what might be THE ONLY OPTION to escape a life of misery. I aplogise for starting the thread. I should have realised it would attract total wankers.

Hey! I thought we were friends?

SuckstobeLoveShy wrote:

tylo wrote:

empty_caldera wrote:We're just another group that people can talk too if they don't want to phone a suicide hotline.

The suicide hotline is a freaking joke. I called those idiots years ago. They don't understand LS and they thought I was nuts for thinking that my LS issues were a problem.

Would you believe one actually hung up on me once? She said "call me back when you've composed yourself" and then hung up. Bitch. Women shouldn't be allowed to give suicide counseling when they're the ones who drive men (who have a higher suicide rate than women) to suicide!