Do you ever wish for an apocolypse or for the vast majority of the world population to die so that you could be the last person on earth with the last woman?

The reason I ask this is because lately I've been overcome by fantasies that me and my oneitis are the last two people on earth. In my daydreams, there was a nuclear war and everyone on the surface of the planet was killed either by the bombs themselves or by the after-effect/radiation. I myself hid in a bomb shelter underground for 6 months until I ran out of food. When I came out, it seemed the radiation was over since I didn't die, but everyone else had already died. So I wandered the earth alone for months, the loneliest and most lost I've been in my entire life, since it seemed like I was the last person on earth and my dreams of settling down with a life partner gone---but one day, just as I had almost given up hope, I am shocked to find another human being alive and wandering about. As I approach the person, I realize it is my oneitis, and she's happy to see me(as she hasn't seen any people for as long as I had). She tells me she was going to kill herself if she had gone much longer without human connection. We decide to live together/forage for food together. Then one night we start making out..she hasn't had sex for as long as she's seen anybody and I haven't had sex for even longer...naturally, we are horny and things get hot and heavy. We have sex and keep having sex on a regular basis(because in her case, there isn't anyone else with whom to get laid with). Eventually, she develops feelings for me and we start a relationship and then we go on living together mostly happily ever after.

If anyone else has bizarre fantasies/daydreams like mine, I want to hear about them.

Great post-apocalyptic scenario.

Being volcanophile I wish for the day when some gigantic eruption of supervolcano (Taupo, Yellowstone, Toba and the likes) will happen. Deterioration of global climate (volcanic winter) would be expected for a few years following this supereruption. It will result in the devastation of world agriculture, severe disruption of food & fresh water supplies and mass starvation. People will start to cannibalize each other in order to survive.

The last eruption of supervolcano (Toba) happened 74 000 year ago. Maybe XXI century is time for another one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory

I doubt that I would survive, though. I don't have characteristics of hunting predator. I would be among millions of nameless dead.

But in case of my survival I'd try to reach my oneitis hoping to help her somehow or put her dead body to eternal rest.

Lately I've been thinking of an interesting twist to the whole "Apocalypse" scenario;

The end of the world happens, take your pick, nukes, super virus, energy shortage, whatever. The survivors band together, some of which are the best and brightest humanity has to offer, and they rebuild. The new society is formed on a Agrarian model, myself a citizen. Land is tilled, safe crops are harvested, life goes back to a simple, sustainable model. The world beings to repopulate, the next generations are taught the mistakes of the past, humanity kind of "reboots".

Yes i have your bizzar fantasies as well. but mine have more or less turned into a fantasy life. sometimes i fell as if i spend almost as much time in my fantasy life as i do in my real life. My fantasie life is inspired by my real life but in it I get to have interaction with what I would call my “oneitis”, who I havnt even seen in a year FTR. At this point my fantasies are not “super bizzar” ive kind of morphed them into what seems a more realistic scenario from my point of view. The reason ive created a life is so I can create a new instance of a fantasy that happens to the person in that life (me) I can relive old instances and create new ones. Right now im at a point were I must create a new fantasy instance to call from my fantasy life (the old ones have been lived out allot) maybe ill begain to visit an old instance from my second life. Ussully when I create a new instance its starts out a little more farfetched. I slowly takr out the uncessary trimming it down to my personal idea of perfection. I also add to it as well. Its actully very fun when I create a fantasy. I Often like to “optamize” my fantasy expierence by consumming cannabinoids (marijuana and syntehtic cannabinoid products such as spice or k2 (some legendary brand names for you)).

Very nice fantasy BTW. i have had simmillar ones in the past.

No... not really, My fantasies involves me being able to aquire a woman without the need for potential competators to die like normal people do. I'm quite fond of electricty, running water, hospitals, steady supply of food etc...

However... my closest would be that a virus targeting men only is released and kills off 90-95% of the male population worldwide, and I'm one of the survivors. Then I would spend most of the time refusing to have sex with the majority of the women that approached me, god I think it would be better than sex to have that kind of power. HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH!? haha j/k (I think I got that from an episode of "Sliders" in the 1990's)

Although a full scale nuclear war seems pleasant somtimes, not even considering my incel/love-shyness.

If there is an apocalypse, I'm thinking of a world without women, or at least a world where no one would want to be making babies.

The closest you can get to that is Children Of Men, the film is quite amazing, imo.

I would like to see something like "The Stand" happen, yes. Superbug kills off 95 percent of humans.

The world has too much past baggage holding us back, and there are too many of us on this planet.

The way we are going now, we are all dying a slow death, so its either this or we go off-planet somehow.

Omg EXACTLY like me! Even down to the part about the cannibinoids. It's not uncommon for me to spend hours upon hours in my fantasy world.
Yeah, usually my fantasies are more realistic(well as realistic as they can get considering my oneitis would never even speak to me in real life), but every once in a while I have a crazy, far-out one. I spend more time in my fantasy world than I do in the real world.
My latest (that I've just come up with today) is slightly out-there but not as crazy as the apocolypse one. In it, my oneitis gets in an accident and is horribly crippled for life, reducing her dating options drastically. She is really upset about the loss of her legs and becomes convinced that she will never be able to date or have sex again...which is where i swoop in(you see, I am so enamored by her that even the loss of her legs doesn't alter my feelings and I am sooo on that shit)
And yeah, weed does intensify the experience. Lots of times when I'm high I end up making out with my own hand for hours and i almost completely feel like its my oneitis I'm making out with...
If she knew what I was doing, she'd probably think I was SUCH a freak lol

Fuckin NICE!

Too true

There's a new movie coming out about this very subject.

Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World
http://themoviebox.net/615

Wow! Cool to know to someone like me exists, but i do feel sorry for you, sometimes i even fell sorry for myself as well (but try not to as it will get me nowere) A little fun fact! another reason your like me is that you have "imagined" a very damaging effect happening tho you oneitis so you can "swoop in". i have done this as well. i dont try to do this as i dont like to think of an event such as this, butt sometimes i need to feel something and i can feel something if i do this.

Oh and mine would think im a freek (actully id say creep) to. i wont lol to that though.

I kind of like the idea of a 'reboot' of humanity. We sorely need one. Take ourselves back to our roots, and don't repeat the mistakes of the past.

I like the idea of a reboot. I just think it is categorically likely that I will be one to die.